me Fears!

Have you ever gone behind wal-Mart?  Well its scary there so dont do it, im scared of snakes, scared of Earth quakes, scared of castles and bridges. (inside joke) . The unpredictable future, stapplers and an invasion of privacy. Im scared of jerks, im scared of a dirty lake, a dirty diaper and a dirty snake.  Im afraid of people touching me ( to those who may know who I am, dont get any funny ideas) . Im scared that this winter will never stop! *********** NO too much snow. And im' scared I will end up

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Awkward much

Just remembering some awkward moments that has happened, ( there quite funny now )
1. When you friend reminds you of something stupid you've done in front of your parents
2.waving back at someone and realizing they weren't waving at you
3. When the person you like asks you "who do you like"
4. Go to a party and become best friends with the dog
5. Suppose to be studying for a test but got caught writing this blog

News

The news throughout the week.  Giant meteor landed in Russia, It will snow this Wensday and in other news the grinch really did steal Christmas

Im Thinking about you

Im thinking about you like how dogs thing about beggin strips, like boats thinking about the ocean, like cars think about road trips.  Im thinking about you like how walls think about paint, like Selena Gomez thinks about how to make a love song, like gru thinks of being #1 villian of all time.  Im thinking about you like how Santa thinks about Christmas, like candy thinks about canes, like Tennis balls think about tennis rackets, like robots think about the future. Im thinking about you like I cant get you off my mind!

Murpheys law

    I hate Murpheys law.  It is always causing trouble, for example going to the store for one item but no store has that.  I don't know why im sharing this, it just came to my mind.

Love is?

  Idk on this whole love thing so Im going to steal random Love is quotes from my journal:
Love is a dream.  Love is a nightmare.  Love is a sharpened pencil, (please don't ask why but it just is) Love is a holiday.  FEB 14 (also known as single awareness day)  Love is the 80's.  Love is the joy est memories and love is also the haunting memories.  Love is a treasure hunt, takes time and you never know what the treasure is.  Well I guess that's what love is.

Crazy Night!

Just this last Friday I can say I had a rather bizare night. There was a fog that was so thick it was getting crazy. The whole air had an errie, scary feeling so my friend was a genious and came up with an idea. "Lets act like zombies at the Wal-mart parking lot." So thats exactly what we did. It was quite funny for a while, everyone was getting a good laught until they came. This huge trashy truck filled with hicks did not apperciate our joke. They shouted " You $@%-&*(^%!" Well that kind of made me angry so I shouhted. "Go back to Nebraska, ya hicks!." (No offense to the state of Nebraska or anyone from Nebraska) That did not make them happy. They did not like that combat at all. They come rushing back like 50mph and gave us the bird, then made a failed attemept to burn out from the parking lot. Well I wish to say those guys were our last trouble but suddonely the cops came. Someone called them. Thank goodness they just told us to go home and sense we had no criminal backround we didnt get fined. ( although I dont know why we would get fined for that). The lesson I learned is becareful of genius ideas!

Alive

Yes! Just like in that journal prompt people often wonder "Am I alive,?" Well I sure think so and sure hope so. Spongebob tells me you are a robot if you cant love, laugh or cry. Well when the doctor stuck this wierd stick up my nose to make me cry I did, and I laught nearly everyday "so Spongebob I am not a robot!" To make this blog I had to give my cell phone number to prove i'm not a robot. Well Internet, I have a cell phone so that makes me not a robot. I am not a robot!