Real talk!

Ok gig is up! This is Stephen Ostler, if you didn't know although my user name kind of gives it away.   I have to admit this class has boost my creativity I feel and inspired me to follow my dreams. Thank you to Mr. Nelson and all my fellow class mates. High school was a great time and I made so many friends that I'm very grateful for. I'm going to miss everyone so much and just moving on is gonna be super hard for me but I have to grow up sometime. Congrats Class of 2013!  U all rock! Now let's go and create something great!

cool Fcat

It dseont mtaetr waht oredr the ltetres are, but as lnog as the fsirt and lsat ltters are in pacle you can uendsratnd the snteecne.

I Remember

I remember the days you would go to a store and buy a Nintendo 64 game, I remember when the only thing that buzzed in your pocket was a digital pet, I remember the pokemon invasion, I remember Y2K being the end of the world, I remember when time went slow, I remember when Kholers was still around, I remember when discs were square, I remember the first day of school, I remember looking into a bright future. RIP 1990's

Intresting test

Q:There's 500 bricks on a plane. drop 1 how many do you have ?
A.(1)
Q:Name 3 steps to put a elephant into a fridge?
A.(1.open the fride)
(2. Put elephant inside)
(3. close the fridge)
Q: what are 4 steps to put a deer in a fridge?
A.(1. open the fridge)
(2. Get elephant out of fridge)
(3. put deer inside)
(4. Close the fridge)
Q: Its the lion kings birthday and all the animals are there expect one. Why is that?
A.(cause the deer is still in the fridge)
Q: How can a old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
A.(normaly cause all the crocodiles are at the lion kings birthday)
Q: But the old lady still died how is that?
A.(she got hit by the falling brick)

How to unlock your ipod/iphone/ipad

1.Turn on device
2. Read Slide to Unlock
3. Press on arrow and slide
or in patricks words

Utah urban legend : Gravity Hill

When up a hill and putting your car on netural science says you would go down right? well not on gravity hill.  When putting your car on netural (night time only) on this hill the car actuaully moves up! Spooky!!! This hill is just east of state Capitol, want something to do after prom? Go try this out!
                            Directions

• Take North Temple to State Street, go through the intersection, turn on to 2nd. Ave, go up the hill to B St., turn left, go up the hill to 11th Ave., go straight to Bonneville Blvd. You come to a point where another road leaves the main road and veers uphill to the left. Stay on the main road another 100 feet, stop, put it in neutral, (at night )  and you'll coast back uphill.

Dialogue or how ever u spell it

Black out

Film Festival

Shout out to all the people who participated in the film festival.  They were all amazing movies.

Dont worry be happy-BOBBY MCFERRIN

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy

Denial

This is a duck

Sixers

 May the force be with you   

I just cant wait for fun

Look out for the unknown hero

Everything looks perfect from far away

Merry Christmas and a Happy New-year

Amber! Amber! I love your feet

Love you like a love song

Wake me up when September ends

But my lips hurt real bad

And they lived happily ever after

Do something before it’s too late

You’ve got a friend in me

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Never ends

One line

"The river is famous to the fish"
 I texted several friends and random people this line, I got some interesting responses back!

Responses:
- Hello & who might this be?
- There is fish in the river in alpine
- haha random?
- Mr. Nelson is bald
- What?????
- I'm sorry who is this
- is this some school assignment?
- ?????
- What?
- But are you a big fish in a small pond?
- Random but insightful
- What
- And the earth is rebuked by man
- There is no such thing as a lap. When you stand up where does the lap go?
- Who's this?
- okk
- What the heck does that mean, are you on crack?
- What? Haha
- Do I know you?
- The bunny would dance, the bunny would dance. This is what Grandma said to the fish. Have fun!
- What??
- Haha, what are you talking about?
- The loud voice is famous to silence
- umm okay. Who is this??? (Calls back angrily)
- How did you get my number?

N

Say a word that stars with N and ends with N
   Comment the answer below

Thank you for being you!

Your an excellent character! Thank you for being you.
I say thanks for the adventures and travels we have
for the bravery you fought for me, for the laughter and
jokes we shared. I say thanks for you being you.
I hope to see you soon!

Inspiring quote of the month (March)

If you can dream it, you can do it! - Walt Disney

Welcome to space

A picture is worth a thousand words! The amazing thing is, we choose those words. You completed the story.  Space is limitless.  Just like our pictures should be. So instead of a thousand words, I see a limitless story. Find the picture cause space is limitless.

My weekend Plans

This guy is a genius, Very funny

PSA: Death!

             Everyon DIES!!!, and there is even several deaths within your life time.  Dont try to rush it,  dont rush death! Everyone can not wait to graduate, and I cant wait either, but they act like they want to die faster, rush everything.
             You only go to High School once. You only see some of your friends right now, cause when you graduate some relationships die.  Happened to me in middle school, had a lot of friends that had to go to a different school, I can think of 18 but I only kept in touch with 2.  So just take things slow and enjoy life. The road has to end sometime and when it does thats right time to worry or get exicted.  Just enjoy life and don't rush death.

me Fears!

Have you ever gone behind wal-Mart?  Well its scary there so dont do it, im scared of snakes, scared of Earth quakes, scared of castles and bridges. (inside joke) . The unpredictable future, stapplers and an invasion of privacy. Im scared of jerks, im scared of a dirty lake, a dirty diaper and a dirty snake.  Im afraid of people touching me ( to those who may know who I am, dont get any funny ideas) . Im scared that this winter will never stop! *********** NO too much snow. And im' scared I will end up

LIKE THIS GUY!

Awkward much

Just remembering some awkward moments that has happened, ( there quite funny now )
1. When you friend reminds you of something stupid you've done in front of your parents
2.waving back at someone and realizing they weren't waving at you
3. When the person you like asks you "who do you like"
4. Go to a party and become best friends with the dog
5. Suppose to be studying for a test but got caught writing this blog

News

The news throughout the week.  Giant meteor landed in Russia, It will snow this Wensday and in other news the grinch really did steal Christmas

Im Thinking about you

Im thinking about you like how dogs thing about beggin strips, like boats thinking about the ocean, like cars think about road trips.  Im thinking about you like how walls think about paint, like Selena Gomez thinks about how to make a love song, like gru thinks of being #1 villian of all time.  Im thinking about you like how Santa thinks about Christmas, like candy thinks about canes, like Tennis balls think about tennis rackets, like robots think about the future. Im thinking about you like I cant get you off my mind!

Murpheys law

    I hate Murpheys law.  It is always causing trouble, for example going to the store for one item but no store has that.  I don't know why im sharing this, it just came to my mind.

Love is?

  Idk on this whole love thing so Im going to steal random Love is quotes from my journal:
Love is a dream.  Love is a nightmare.  Love is a sharpened pencil, (please don't ask why but it just is) Love is a holiday.  FEB 14 (also known as single awareness day)  Love is the 80's.  Love is the joy est memories and love is also the haunting memories.  Love is a treasure hunt, takes time and you never know what the treasure is.  Well I guess that's what love is.

Crazy Night!

Just this last Friday I can say I had a rather bizare night. There was a fog that was so thick it was getting crazy. The whole air had an errie, scary feeling so my friend was a genious and came up with an idea. "Lets act like zombies at the Wal-mart parking lot." So thats exactly what we did. It was quite funny for a while, everyone was getting a good laught until they came. This huge trashy truck filled with hicks did not apperciate our joke. They shouted " You $@%-&*(^%!" Well that kind of made me angry so I shouhted. "Go back to Nebraska, ya hicks!." (No offense to the state of Nebraska or anyone from Nebraska) That did not make them happy. They did not like that combat at all. They come rushing back like 50mph and gave us the bird, then made a failed attemept to burn out from the parking lot. Well I wish to say those guys were our last trouble but suddonely the cops came. Someone called them. Thank goodness they just told us to go home and sense we had no criminal backround we didnt get fined. ( although I dont know why we would get fined for that). The lesson I learned is becareful of genius ideas!

Alive

Yes! Just like in that journal prompt people often wonder "Am I alive,?" Well I sure think so and sure hope so. Spongebob tells me you are a robot if you cant love, laugh or cry. Well when the doctor stuck this wierd stick up my nose to make me cry I did, and I laught nearly everyday "so Spongebob I am not a robot!" To make this blog I had to give my cell phone number to prove i'm not a robot. Well Internet, I have a cell phone so that makes me not a robot. I am not a robot!

Bad luck January!

   I don't know why but I am having alot of bad luck this month.  It seems other people are having bad luck as well.  My bad luck started when it got freezing cold, and snowed like theres no tommorow.  My car and I share a hate passion for snow, so I can never get to my house cause its burried in it.  And the second part of bad luck is I use to know people but starting January 17th they claim to not know me and stuff like that.  I dont get it, hopefully St. Patricks day will come around to change this chain of bad luck.